Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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