she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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