there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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