There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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