the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
