Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I party with great urgency now.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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