This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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