I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
