After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
The air taste purple.
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