love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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