what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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