officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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