I love black thongs
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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