i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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