No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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