Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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