Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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