Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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