I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
