dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
