I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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