if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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