Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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