This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Terrible idea I love it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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