Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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