Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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