if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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