she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She's the barista slut.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
