thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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