Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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