Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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