I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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