Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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