I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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