Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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