i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
