Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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