Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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