I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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