I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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