Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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