So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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