Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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