So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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