Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
i think im in europe. pls send help
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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