I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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