I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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