nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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