I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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