Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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