Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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